Author Archives: Gary

A Curmudgeon Christmas 2011

My 75th Christmas… At 7 AM Gwynne and I jumped out of bed from a long winters nap. Well we didn’t really jump, it was more like crawled out of bed. I got dressed in my cozy lounge pants..we use … Continue reading

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Bad News for Seniors

To save the economy, on December 1, 2011, Congress will announce a new bill ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegal aliens) in order to lower the cost of Social Security and Medicare. They said … Continue reading

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